October 19, 2020
Our heroes enter Floor 3 - Splinterden at last! But what bloody surprises await? Is it more enemies, I bet it's more enemies. Grab a drink and join us at the bar!
Drink of the Week: Bourbon & Blood
1 oz. blood orange liqueur
1 oz. sweet vermouth
1 oz. bourbon whiskey
1–2 dashes orange bitters
6 small leaves tarragon
Garnish: orange peel
1: Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice.
2: Shake briskly.
3: Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
4: Garnish with the zest of a fresh orange.
October 5, 2020
Our heroes gather around the dining table to discuss what they learned, what they did, and delve deeper into the mysteries of Fort Inevitable and the Emerald Spire! What do they know? Grab a drink and join us at the bar!
Drink of the Week: Gimlet
2.5 oz gin or vodka
.5 oz lime juice
.5 oz simple syrup
Lime wedge/wheel to garnish
1: Add all ingredients into a shaker with ice and shake.
2: Strain into a chilled cocktail glass or an Old Fashioned glass filled with fresh ice.
3: Garnish with a lime wheel.
September 28, 2020
Our heroes kick back and relax after besting Floor Two - The Cellars. They do some shopping, some exposition, and maybe learn a thing or two about each other. Grab a drink and join us at the bar!
Drink of the Week: Old-Fashioned
2 tsp simple syrup
1 tsp water
2 dashes bitters
1 cup ice cubes
1.5 oz. bourbon whiskey
1 slice orange
1 maraschino cherry
1: Pour the simple syrup, water, and bitters into a whiskey glass. Stir to combine, then place the ice cubes in the glass. Pour bourbon over the ice and garnish with the orange slice and maraschino cherry.
September 27, 2020
Our heroes begin their fateful encounter with pasta chef turned Bone Priest - Gorloth! Will our heroes survive or will they fall to the noodley might of Gorloth? Grab a drink and join us at the bar!
Drink of the Week: Bone Machine
1 oz. bourbon
1.5 oz. Oloroso
.5 oz. amaro
.25 oz Bénédictine
1 dash Angostura bitters
2 dashes Regan's orange bitters
Garnish: 1 Orange peel
1: Combine all ingredients in a shaker with ice.
2: Stir all ingredients together.
3: Strain cocktail into a glass over ice.
September 27, 2020
Our heroes go up against a troublesome foe - a horde of skeletons! Will they survive? What secrets lie deeper in? Will they acquire usable equipment? Grab a drink and join us at the bar!
Drink of the Week: Deep-Sea Diver
2 oz. Dark Rum
.75 oz. White Rum
.75 oz. Triple Sec
.5 tsp. Powdered Sugar
1 oz. Lime Juice
2 oz. Overproof Rum
.25 oz. Lime Syrup
1: Combine ingredients in a shaker with ice.
2: Shake and pour over crushed ice into a chilled glass.
September 7, 2020
Our heroes delve deeper into The Cellars to discover the true terror of the Spire. But along the way they make friends, meet some spooky friends, and acquire incredibly fashionable outerwear. Confused? Us too. Grab a drink and join us at the bar!
Drink of the Week: Italian Punch
1 oz anise liqueur
.5 oz Aperol
Prosecco floater (quantity determined by consumer)
1: Combine liqueur and Aperol in a glass with ice.
2: Top drink with prosecco floater.
August 31, 2020
Our heroes begin their true descent into the Emerald Spire with Floor Two - The Cellars. What dread spirits await them? What lurks in the darkness? Want to find out? Grab a drink and join us at the bar!
Drink of the Week: Silver Bullet
1.5 oz. gin
0.5 oz. scotch whisky
Lemon twist (garnish)
1: Combine gin and scotch in a mixing glass with ice
2: Stir until well chilled
3: Strain into chilled cocktail glass
4: Garnish with a lemon twist
August 24, 2020
TOECRUSHER STILL HERE. WRITEY MAN STILL TAKING THINK THOUGHTS. TOECRUSHER WANTS TO CRUSH TOESES. GIB TOECRUSHER TOESES TO CRUSH! CRUSH LIZARD TOESES! TOECRUSHER GIVE FRIENDS DRINK RECIPE. SECRET TOECRUSHER RECIPE NAMED FOR TOECRUSHER.
Edit: Hey, Ray here again. I decoded Toecrusher's drink recipe from the pictures she gave me while trying to eat my pens. Here you go.
Drink of the Week: Green Goblin
.5 oz. vodka
.5 oz. peach schnapps
.5 oz. coconut rum
.5 oz. sour apple liqueur
.5 oz. sweet and sour mix
Lime wedge for garnish
1: Combine all items in a shaker with ice.
2: Shake well and serve over fresh ice with your lime wedge.
August 17, 2020
HELLO PEOPLE. TOECRUSHER HERE WITH THINK-THOUGHTS. WRITEY MAN SAY HE TELL PEOPLE WHAT TOECRUSHER THINK. TOECRUSHER THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. IT HAS TOECRUSHER IN IT! TOECRUSHER LIKE FRIENDS. MANY FRIENDS! WRITEY MAN, POINTY LADY, YELLY LADY, SMART MAN, WRITEY MAN, AND BUTTERFLY MAN ARE ALL TOECRUSHERS FRIENDS! TOECRUSHER LIKE PEOPLE, GIVE OUT SECRET TOECRUSHER DRINK RECIPE!
TOECRUSHER DRINK YUMMY DRINK!
Edit: Hey this is the stenographer, Ray. Toecrusher's "drink" is actually a classic cocktail known as the Korvosa Mule. It's a pretty simple recipe:
Drink of the Week: Korvosa (Moscow) Mule
1.5 oz. vodka
.5 oz. lime juice
Ginger Beer (Exact measurement dependent on glass)
1 lime wedge (garnish)
Optional: Copper Mug
1: Combine all ingredients into a glass (preferably a copper mug or other such vessel).
2: Garnish drink with lime wedge.